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"you know, most psychologists agree that hostility is really just sublimated sexual attraction."

I just discover my parents keep a bag of dog food in our car in case they see a street dog wandering around.

mystery-bazaar:

Scotland

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

hrodend:

Endless list of flawless people:

→ [3+4|∞] Thomas Bangalter and Guy- Manuel de Homem- Christo

We are open-minded but we are not trying to make everyone like us. We are just trying to raise some questions with the music and art we do. We have not the pretentiousness to say, ‘OK, the answer is in this’.

hypergiants:

pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."

"I don’t get it."

"What’s not to get."

"Why would she make you a sandwich?"

"Because… She’s a girl."

"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"

"I can make myself a sandwich."

"Cool, go make me one too."

[Smooth Criminal plays]

micdotcom:

55 Twitter photos from space that will fill you with ethereal wonder

Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.

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shortcakelevi:

❒SINGLE

❒TAKEN

✔ READING ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS DATING EACH OTHER

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quotes from: City of Ashes, City of Glass & Kissed

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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